Is anyone else obsessed with JLo like I am? I’ve got to admit, I wasn’t always a fan. Sure, I thought she was pretty and jammed out to a couple of her hits, but recently, I can’t take it. She’s ridiculous.
John and I were scrolling through the tube the other night and landed on American Idol. Confession: I don’t think I heard a single person sing a song. I was so mesmorized by JLo. Her skin, her nails, her hair. I mean EVERYTHING. Oh em gee. What is this super human doing? She can’t be real. No way and guys, she’s 44. 44!! My God. She keeps looking better and better.
What do I have to do? I feel like calling her up (only if I really could) and say “ Jenn, we’re practically sisters. Can’t you let me in on your secrets?” I already went vegan for a short time after she arrived at some award show looking more perfect than ever and when I googled what she had been doing, it said she had gone vegan. What else do I have to do? I guess, like everyone else, I’ll have to settle for wiping the drool off my face. Pass the napkins please. Ha!