Pevage. A new word that will soon be added to the urban dictionary thanks to the likes of Rumor Willis and Guliana Rancic. It’s the new celebrity private part now being showcased on the red carpet. Sure they show their cleavage and side boobs all the time but to them that’s SO last year.
I know what you are asking yourself. What is Pevage? A question I asked too when Elizabeth said I needed to blog about it. “What is Pevage?”, I asked. She said,” Look it up.” I did. WOW. It’s basically pelvic cleavage. That’s right, there is such a thing. As if it wasn’t enough to see their boobs we now have to see their va jay jay. Elizabeth said she sure hopes they are wearing super glue or double sided tape because she does not want to see any more than what they are already showing. I couldn’t agree more. I for one think that leaving private parts, well private. Especially if you’re 18 years old, even if you are a celebrity. Even fashion designer Stacey Bendet of Alice of Olivia said of the recent dress worn by 18 year old Kendall Jenner that if she would have done one slit it would have been more classy.
Why do people feel that they have to show more to be sexy? Look at Sofia Vegara. I think she always looks sexy and she’s never too revealing. Have they never heard the expression “Less is more”? In some cases, less is not more like when talking about handbags and shoes, but in this case YES, less is more. I do not want to see anyone’s crotch and further more, it’s NOT SEXY. Look, I get it. They work hard for their bodies and I can only dream of having a hot ass body like them, but I don’t feel that showing your Pevage showcases you’re hard work at all.
Unfortunately we live in a time where celebrities are fighting for attention and feel this is the only way. Even more unfortunate is that Kendall is 18 and so many teeny boppers look up to her and the message she sends is it’s ok to show your private parts.
Private parts are for the bedroom and shower. Ha! Come on ladies. You’re beautiful. Don’t do this. It’s my plea. Do it for the youth. (all of the above said in a yelling voice with plea and frustration.) You guys know I like to try new trends, but rest peacefully at night knowing that you will not walk up in Pursona or scroll our instagram page to find me sporting the Pevage look. No way Jose!